Oh its a good thing that my little Kaia is cute. Yesterday was a lazy day as a result of our horrible night before. Kaia’s routine for that night was sleep for an hour awake for an hour sleep for an hour awake for an hour. It was exhausting. It was bath day yesterday and instead of getting Kaia’s bath all ready I decided to have her bath with me. It is so cute when she is in the water she just loves it. She kicks her feet and giggles. She doesn’t mind when I shower her with water to give her hair a scrub. We were splashing and cooing and Erick was sitting on the side of the tub entertaining her. All of a sudden we hear this rumbling from under the water....Kaia gives us this huge mischievous grin....of course we start laughing at her bath gas. Oh but wait....all of a sudden the tub water becomes this awful shade of brown with float bits of Kaia poop infiltrating our nice comfortable bath water. Oh my gosh....chaos in sued as we pulled the plug and started shoeing the poop bits down the drain. Meanwhile Kaia is now sitting on my knee exposed to the cool air as I am huddled at the end of the tub. But she’s not crying for being chilled. It’s like she was enjoying watching us frantically try and avoid the poop water. We were in my Jacuzzi tub in the master bath. My spray nozzle on the tub never gets used because it for some reason has intense water pressure. Of course Erick doesn’t realize this as he never uses the bathtub. Erick grabs the nozzle thinking this will be great to rinse the tub from poop. I’m trying to yell no don’t do it, but was too late the water comes blasting out he starts spraying the end of the tub that me and Kaia are not sitting in but the shear water pressure gives off this insane wind breeze that is blowing me and Kaia’s hair back and of course Kaia becomes all tense and starting to gasp and holding her breath and let out a squeel......I’m screaming Erick is spraying, poop is flying....the hot water is all gone....oh my goodness. What a flipping mess. That was the end of our nice splish splash bath. Eesh! Never a dull moment around here seriously.
The weather here has been so nice the skies are blue and the sun is shining I’m just so disappointed that it is so cold. I’m dying to get out and get some fresh air. I don’t feel like its walking weather with Kaia. I did discover though that the chariot is great to walk in the snow with. The wheels work great still on the snowy roads. We went for a walk with it when my parents were here. Me, Taylor Britt Marcy and of course Kaia ventured out. We discovered that the chariot is awesome in the snow but we also discovered that there are some real idiot drivers out there. We had 3 dogs with us and I was pushing Kaia we took up a good portion of the road. My Mama Bear instincts kicked in. We were walking along nicely enjoying our walk when this idiot came flying around the corner fish tailing and revving up his engine. He came way to dam close for comfort. My fist shot in the air I was screaming you Effing idiot what the eff is wrong with you bleep bleep bleep bleepin bleep....oh I was angry. There was no need for him to be driving like that especially in the dark. It wasn’t till after did it dawn on me that I was wearing the touque that Taylor my littlest 13 year old sister bought me for xmas. It is a hippo hat with a hippo nose and teeth and little hippo ears. I was cursing up a storm throwing my fist at this guy trying to act like a tough Mama......with this dang hippo hat on. Oh brother that guy must of taken me so serious. Hahaha...so in a nutshell I know that the cold weather and the idiot drivers are the two things deterring me from wanting to get out and walking. Maybe snow shoeing will be my next outing. Sounds a lot less dramatic. But I don’t think that I can do anything without making it dramatic these days.
The weather here has been so nice the skies are blue and the sun is shining I’m just so disappointed that it is so cold. I’m dying to get out and get some fresh air. I don’t feel like its walking weather with Kaia. I did discover though that the chariot is great to walk in the snow with. The wheels work great still on the snowy roads. We went for a walk with it when my parents were here. Me, Taylor Britt Marcy and of course Kaia ventured out. We discovered that the chariot is awesome in the snow but we also discovered that there are some real idiot drivers out there. We had 3 dogs with us and I was pushing Kaia we took up a good portion of the road. My Mama Bear instincts kicked in. We were walking along nicely enjoying our walk when this idiot came flying around the corner fish tailing and revving up his engine. He came way to dam close for comfort. My fist shot in the air I was screaming you Effing idiot what the eff is wrong with you bleep bleep bleep bleepin bleep....oh I was angry. There was no need for him to be driving like that especially in the dark. It wasn’t till after did it dawn on me that I was wearing the touque that Taylor my littlest 13 year old sister bought me for xmas. It is a hippo hat with a hippo nose and teeth and little hippo ears. I was cursing up a storm throwing my fist at this guy trying to act like a tough Mama......with this dang hippo hat on. Oh brother that guy must of taken me so serious. Hahaha...so in a nutshell I know that the cold weather and the idiot drivers are the two things deterring me from wanting to get out and walking. Maybe snow shoeing will be my next outing. Sounds a lot less dramatic. But I don’t think that I can do anything without making it dramatic these days.
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